ha poot

spitting

i ha pooted on ur mum

by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

by KhVu September 18, 2017

Poot

To poot is to have a wet fart/shart

Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..

by some no life retard October 3, 2017

pew poot

something you take in the bathroom

Please take a pew poot pot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 5, 2010