flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary

Look it’s LEGENDARY FLYING POOT

by he judge April 30, 2022

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".

For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!

by john szabo February 8, 2009