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flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary
by he judge April 30, 2022
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Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.
by fruncemobile September 19, 2018
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Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something
you just pooted your chances
by jam_23 August 2, 2019
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poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.
What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!
by bum dharma July 22, 2010
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Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".
Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.
by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016
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Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.
You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.
by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018
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Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".
For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!
by john szabo February 8, 2009
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