deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!
by WizardRob November 02, 2021
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piggyback-plowing

Refers to what you request when you hurry over to a neighboring property where someone with a plow-equipped 4X4 is clearing out the homeowner's driveway; you schuper-schweetly ask if he would please come by afterwards and plow you out, too, since he's in your area, anyway.
Requesting piggyback-plowing is often a great way to save big bucks on winter snow-removal, as opposed to having someone actually make a special trip to drive several miles to your house to plow you out; if da task involves just maybe one to three "sweeps", da truck-driver may even do it for free.
by QuacksO March 04, 2019
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Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.
Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!
by embarrassedforyou October 09, 2020
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Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.
Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.
by TiggleJam December 20, 2016
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The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.
"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."
by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011
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Irish Plowing

When you puke while eating out a girl after drinking to much. You continue anyway and proceed without missing a beat, and finish the job right by plowing her!!!
I was so drunk last night that I totally Irish Plowed this girl and she had no idea. Oh, the ole Irish Plowing!!!!
by The Irish Plow September 30, 2009
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