When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
by pinenaughty March 25, 2016
Get the pine knottingmug. by Iama Cocsuka July 15, 2024
Get the The pinesmug. All the hicks out there they bee havin the smell of shit on em all the guys are fags, and the women hoes
by I suck B=====D 6969 November 4, 2021
Get the Pine valleymug. Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Vancouver Pine Treemug. by Shitkey April 12, 2017
Get the crooked pinemug. by Shlongs4578 August 12, 2021
Get the Pilgrim pinesmug. the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
Get the pine mittenmug.