pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Cunt Pizza

A pizza with no meat.

Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.

by MentalMystics August 12, 2009

licorice Pizza

A term for a vinyl 12" 'long playing' or 'LP' record. Named because it is black and about the same size as a pizza.

I have that song on an old 33-1/3 rpm licorice pizza

by Johan Svenson December 28, 2005

Pizza Hut

An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.

Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

fat pizza

fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.

Tommo: oi ben braz u watchin pizza 2nite
Ben: i neva miss dat show adlay

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

Pizza Weed

Some green shit they put on your 5 dollar hot and ready at Little Caesars. That Makes it taste so much better, and it's FREE!!!! Mostly got by people that smoke to much weed, so they aren't afraid to ask for it.

Dude 1 "I'm going to little Caesars anyone want anything"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"

by Deputy Danny December 10, 2010

cold pizza

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.

1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004