tweaky pete

A self proclaimed master of methology , methmatics , methalogical creatures, and extracting copper. Founder of Tweakipedia , tweakileaks and your belongings. Seeker of O.P.P( other people’s property), females and meth. Can be found in back yards, garages, Trash bins and jail. Easily excited fast talker that has a tendency to forget who he stole from often trying to sell to the person he stole from.

Hide your shit Or tweaky Pete Will get off with it.

by Sethamphetacheese September 2, 2020

Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!

The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.

by Fone Bone September 20, 2017

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018

Precious Pete

A loving man who loves a durrie and a punt. Would gamble his kids away if it come to that point. Especially loves a good perv at the beach.

Precious pete lost all his children when he lost his quadie and ran out of money.

by Alien face December 9, 2017

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

St Pete’s

The greatest school of all time. All the kids are getting bitches and hoes on their dicks. Girls never have to worry that a prep kid might be gay cuz all the gay ones dress like it. Sure our varsity football team is just a bunch of drug dealers and sure we lost 21-0 to north Bergen, but hey at least we ain’t bosco.

Example 1:

Doms girl 1: omfg is that a St Pete’s kid he’s so hot.
Doms girl 2: omg fr to bad we’re fucking doms girls 🤮.

by Prep Man November 2, 2021

pete fury

Pete fury is a man who is a renowned sexual predator who masquerades as an american olympic gymnastic coach. Pray that your anus never feels the wrath of Pete fury!

me: you ok mate?

Scott: no, i was visited in the night by the beast Pete fury and he fisted my child like anus!

Me: that eplains why your walking like you've just ridden a horse bareback.

by theaveragematt September 8, 2012