Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Bonus Pepperoni

Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.

"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."

by Sheenamg September 15, 2019

Roni pepperoni

Roni Pepperoni is a term for the novel coronavirus. A Hungarian accent should be used ever so slightly to achieve proper pronunciation.

Hey Adam what’s with the oxygen tank?
“I’ve got the Roni Pepperoni!”

by Sphinctorious February 3, 2021

Ohio pepperoni

A penis

That man sure has an Ohio pepperoni.

by iamelevenninjas September 11, 2021

Anthony pepperoni

Anthony pepperoni pungsäck pizza

fan va ja älskar Anthony pepperoni balasak

by cheesak February 16, 2022

The Pepperoni Paradox

When the low grade pepperoni outperforms the high grade pepperoni; this expands across different product types that the standard was set by the original lower grade iteration.

Cigars is a great example of The Pepperoni Paradox.

by Foreign_Prophet March 25, 2026

Korean Pepperoni

A slight variation on the Carson City Milkshake, but you incorporate a silly little salty spin to it. Performed in the kitchen.

AHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS HE FUCKING KOREAN PEPPERONID ME HEEELLLLPPP HHEEELLLLLP

by WunkerBunkett August 23, 2025