butt peanuts

(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration

I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!

by vanderspoor August 3, 2011

Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.

by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012

peanut gallery

term used on the '50s tv show "Howdy Doody" for the audience of kids.

Buffalo Bob would say "Let's ask the peanut gallery", refering to the kids in the audience

by bnquail October 16, 2008

peanut gallery

george bush's presidential cabinet
or
a group of (sometimes stupid) people that make comments on something they are watching or listening to; spectators with a verbal opinion

"we will not tolerate comments from the peanut gallery," said the announcer.

by kelly meier March 4, 2004

peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

by drb0mb October 20, 2007