A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
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Get the On-Point Positive mug.boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
Get the fecal position mug.The CatDog Position is a sexual position in which two individuals (usually both male unless one or both parties are females wearing a strap-on dildo) sit on their hands and knees, and adjust themselves so that each party can insert their penis into the anus of the other.
It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
dude: "yo! did Chase tell you about how he and his girlfriend were 'CatDoggin' it last night?"
homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"
dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."
homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."
dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."
homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"
dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."
homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."
dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."
homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
by RayWilliamJohnson(real) October 18, 2021
Get the CatDog Position mug.The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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Get the Underdog Position mug.Positive Racism, also called "positive discrimination" is the practice of discriminating an ethnic group in an effort to promote another ethnic group. In most cases majority ethnicities will be positively discriminated against. It is called "positive" because certain groups of people perceive it as progressive and just to promote a minority on the expense of the majority.
The underlying hypothesis behind Positive Racism is that because majority ethnicities of certain societies are oppressing minority ethnicities it is legitimate to "counter-oppress" them and racially discriminate against majority ethnicites. Often a historic context is also used to justify the discrimination. Because of the actions of their ancestor who have long died, their genetic descendants deserve the punishment for these actions in their stead.
People in favour of Positive Racism will argue that only Institutional Racism is racism and only those who benefit from Institutional Racism can be racist. They deny the existence of Individual Racism , the capacity of an individual to be racist regardless of institutions and their belonging to an ethnic group.
As such a poor, disabled person from a majority ethnicity is still perceived as benefting from Insitutional Racism and the corresponding ethnic privilege even in direct comparison with a healthy, rich-born person from a non-majority ethnicity in that society.
The underlying hypothesis behind Positive Racism is that because majority ethnicities of certain societies are oppressing minority ethnicities it is legitimate to "counter-oppress" them and racially discriminate against majority ethnicites. Often a historic context is also used to justify the discrimination. Because of the actions of their ancestor who have long died, their genetic descendants deserve the punishment for these actions in their stead.
People in favour of Positive Racism will argue that only Institutional Racism is racism and only those who benefit from Institutional Racism can be racist. They deny the existence of Individual Racism , the capacity of an individual to be racist regardless of institutions and their belonging to an ethnic group.
As such a poor, disabled person from a majority ethnicity is still perceived as benefting from Insitutional Racism and the corresponding ethnic privilege even in direct comparison with a healthy, rich-born person from a non-majority ethnicity in that society.
A friend's ancedote about Positive Racism:
I was having a discussion about Senator X's student loan program. I was immediately shut down by two SJWs who said that my opinion doesn't matter because I am part of the majority ethnicity and therefore have gotten all these benefits from society. I suggested to them that me being a part of the majority ethnicity doesn't affect whether or not I pay back a student loan and that suggesting a person's opinion doesn't count because of their race and gender is racist. I then was ganged up on by their fellow SJW friends.
I was having a discussion about Senator X's student loan program. I was immediately shut down by two SJWs who said that my opinion doesn't matter because I am part of the majority ethnicity and therefore have gotten all these benefits from society. I suggested to them that me being a part of the majority ethnicity doesn't affect whether or not I pay back a student loan and that suggesting a person's opinion doesn't count because of their race and gender is racist. I then was ganged up on by their fellow SJW friends.
by JustTryingToNotBeBiased June 13, 2019
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