Roof

My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya

Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near

by Mydogiscuteage0.1 April 12, 2021

Roof

A structure above your head.

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.

by RisenRealm December 25, 2022

roof

to be roof is to be rude.
to be extremely roof is ceiling.

person: *:why are you being so roof to me!?!?!?!"*

person #2: *"sorr"*
person #2 again: *"please forgib 🙏"*

by gaboey May 18, 2021

Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped

Pow

Jo: im alive the roof protect me

by Bb1p3 October 07, 2022

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 04, 2022

roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

by Juni.J November 06, 2019

baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up

Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof

by Big poppa daddy26 February 16, 2016