bear market things

The open decline of mental health across participants in a financial market that is trending down.

Characterised by greasy, half naked men seductively dancing in an underground car park.

"Did you see Gabriel Haines twerking? I gagged."

"Yeah man, just bear market things."

by NOTsneak June 7, 2022

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

Flappy fish market

Defines flapping lady parts with a fishy smell.

I don't want to come near her flappy fish market.

by RDJ DK June 21, 2022

market square day

a day in Portsmouth, New Hampshire when all the lovely liberals (i <3 liberals!!) of the secaost get together and listen to music and eat smothies and stuff. much fun, lots of street vendors.

"i got these sweet berkenstocks at market square day last year"

by No soup for you April 20, 2005

Black Market Pharmacist

A Drug Dealer

Person 1: Yo where did u get that kush?
Person 2: From the Black Market Pharmacist

by Rspmx147 October 8, 2020

sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017