dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022

Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.

Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.

by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020

dial-up

a type of internet connection that doesn’t allow you to use your phone line while connected to the internet and slow af. also the type of internet that the family of uraraka ochaco can afford since they’re broke af.

x: let me check my mail, maybe my friends sent something…
*dialing*
*6 hours lates*
x: whoa, this urban dictionary site is so fun!
*end of the month*
dad of x: hmm, phone bill… wait $500?
dad of x: SON WTF IS THIS BILL?

x: Dad I can explain-
dad of x: ENOUGH DIAL-UP FOR YOU I’M CONFISCATING YOUR FUCKING MODEM!

by Turkroach in ud ジ May 31, 2021

Dial A Vet

Speak with a Vet 24/7 Australia and NZ wide in minutes!

Me: Need to speak with a vet? Just Dial A Vet.

by puppiesaus November 25, 2021