by Camp Business January 16, 2009
by SAM:> April 15, 2009
“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022
a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
by Daddy Grean Jeans October 09, 2009
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 14, 2010
by Sh111 May 02, 2021
An instrument cylindrical in share to “blow, snort, or bump” cocaine or other drugs ingested using the same method
by Macskilled February 06, 2008