Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.

I could really use a little curb church tonight.

by Sjflow August 5, 2018

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Developing Curb

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.

A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.

by smile2009 September 21, 2009

curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

He curb stomped you

A roleplay action used by edgy speedtypers, and retarded CRPers from any roleplaying game in ROBLOX.

John D.: He walked here.
Speedtyper: He rushed over
Speedtyper: He tackled you to the ground
Speedtyper: He curb stomped you 100000000000 times
Speedtyper: react react react 54vck you voided)
John D.: (......)

by NjetMolotoff March 2, 2021