lightning rodding

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.

"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James

by Lil blevins Iover December 9, 2023

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

bum lightning

That shooting pain you sometimes get in your bum. Also known as shooty bum pain

Hey what’s up with you, you look like your in pain?!
I’m okay just got a bit of bum lightning

by Lilrobbie4skin June 26, 2020