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Custard Texting

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?
by Club Semilia September 23, 2019
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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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custard drop

when Sam gets horny late at night on his farm, he sneaks out to the cattle to preform an act known as the custard drop and gets fertilised from the "custard drop" from the prized bull.
Sam tired out all the cattle last night he was out there custard dropping all night
by jims mowing.com May 9, 2021
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Portuguese custard tart

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it
by The truth within January 10, 2025
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Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)
Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.
by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022
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thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm
She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard
by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017
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