Texting while taking a shit.
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Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
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by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022
Get the Loose Custardmug. by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017
Get the thrust custardmug.