when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
Get the Butter Bootsmug. I hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush. Yep she was scary hairy.
by mattiemobile November 23, 2010
Get the Boot Brushmug. Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
Get the Boots Loosemug. More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009
Get the Radio Bootsmug. A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey October 1, 2012
Get the Toblerone Bootsmug. by IAMCHENBABY November 15, 2017
Get the boots to the skymug. by nick g April 26, 2005
Get the boot flugenmug.