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Jank

Doctor: We're going to replace your kidney for someone else's because your sucks.

Woman: This is JANK!!!!
by LiPlOcK_007 September 20, 2009
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Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022
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Janked

You just got janked!
by Rylie Baycon February 6, 2023
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Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.
Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank
by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021
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Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.
-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010
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jank

whack, weird, odd, strange. used and created by people in Gurnee Illinois. litetally only used there
dude that's jank
by k6618 May 3, 2018
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Jank

The word used to describe Dean’s computer setup.
Wtf Dean why is your setup so jank?
by LlamaLabs May 25, 2019
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