lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. October 26, 2007

Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing

My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker

by I am lazy February 26, 2020

Lazy Susie

When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table

Janet’s beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!

by Thickshitdrippingniggers March 23, 2019

lazy anna

when, during sexual activity, a partner (usually male) finds themselves in need of urinating and is too lazy to get up and go pee. so they simply have their partner open their mouth and they proceed to empty their bladder in it.

yo, bitch! open wide! ima pull a lazy anna!

by anal anthony August 04, 2007

lazy fair

Half-assed

You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.

by Hal Jalikakik December 06, 2010

lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 14, 2010

Lazy Speed

More commonly known as marijuana or pot

Man, oh man...we ridin' that lazy speed.

by Steagles February 15, 2006