post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

Sesh

A gathering where Alice Wilkinson is there

We are having a sesh

by Adnanite July 27, 2018

Sesh

To engage in sexual relations through facetime or discord video chat.

Me: "hey man do you want to play some League of Legends?"
Friend "nah man i got to go sesh with my girlfriend"

by teamseshdamian January 23, 2023

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016