Summer Cock

In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.
Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!
by Gusto Guston January 19, 2019
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Summer Dress

The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.
Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
by Dilts July 19, 2016
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summer coyote

A patchy beard. Bears resemblance to a coyote who loses it's hair in patches in the summer heat.
"Whenever Peter tries to go a beard, he looks like a summer coyote."
by AnnaBizzle February 27, 2015
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summer pietila

1. a girl who didn't like her middle name
2. a girl who makes a boy fall down onto a grass
a - summer pietila is a girl, did you know that?
b - who's that? i only know summer brianna pietila.
a - yea, i was talking about her, and i heard she made daniel fall down while he was on the phone.
by sumerp.pietila April 24, 2020
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summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.
The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.
by jsnb78 June 12, 2013
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Summer Puddin’

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
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Summer depression

The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends

It is often seen through summer vacation

Not to be confused with winter depression
Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?

Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression
by Godlyaura February 10, 2019
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