by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 19, 2017
The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.
Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.
Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.
by Someone Special in December 04, 2005
by 0wl3l October 19, 2021
A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
by Juded dredd7 April 07, 2011
A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
by Jenn Huls May 23, 2006