Nuclear Winter

When you're in an extremely cold environment where you can see gases and you fart in the Air so badly it looks like a Mushroom Cloud

I just got back from having a serious Nuclear Winter

by Dragonslayer052 September 14, 2025

Nuclear fartsplosion

When you fart so hard it creates the loudest noise known to man and fills the whole room with gas.

Person 1: "Remember that time Person 3 caused a nuclear fartsplosion in my bedroom?"
Person 2: "Yeah..that was the craziest one."
Person 3: "HEY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FART?!"

by W Rich November 19, 2025

Nuclear bomb chess

Nuclear bomb chess is chess, played with different nuclear bombs to replace the chess pieces. This version of chess is most often played in North Korea.

1: Bro wanna play Nuclear bomb chess
2: hell naw don't they play that in north korea??

by pilot_waffle37 December 8, 2025

Nuclear War

Nuclear war is historical event in human history that is defined by the fact that it was deserved. And as person, writing this beforet he event i want to say it was fucking deserved. and it was a good thing you guys suck and you are reason why i am misanthrope
i hate your fake religion and your lies nuclear war was good overall

Zoomer 1: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYONE DIED
Me: Actial;ly, nuclear war is good for health
Zoomer 2 (Female voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AAAAH

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t December 21, 2025

went nuclear

To go totally crazy, as angry as you can get

Therese caught Philip sniffing coke & fucking hookers & went nuclear

by dynamitephil November 3, 2013

jeff nuclear

It's simple a Jeff that acquired nuclear power. It's also a Porn stage name.

Hey did you saw Jeff Nuclear last movie?

by panickzzz June 6, 2017

Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.

The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020