by Random_ness_ May 02, 2017
an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.
ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"
other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"
(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"
(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
by Phoebe and Hebe May 24, 2007
by gbpackerbacker August 10, 2017
A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.
Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.
Me: I'll have what he's having.
by Nughuff November 14, 2019
The "country folk" version of "have a cow":
Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.
Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.
CLYDE: Hey, Enos, are you going to the prom?
ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!
CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!
ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!
CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!
by Harry Hickman December 01, 2006
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by moytoy June 19, 2010