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truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.
I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!
by hmcdesq December 17, 2014
mugGet the truck buddymug.

Truck-hole

The driver of a big motor vehicle (usually a large truck) that drives very selfishly or incompetently and suffers from a micropenis or a sandy vaginal cavity.
The next Truck-holes to cut me off is getting the bird.
by PandaKingJames December 25, 2016
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Truck-kun

A speeding truck who is a major character in most isekai anime/manga. It appears at the very beginning and hits the main protagonist dead, causing him or her to be reincarnated in another world as a slime or whatever.
Alice: So let me get this straight... "Truck-kun" appears at the start of every isekai... runs over the main protagonist... and causes them to be reincarnated in another world?
Bob: Bingo.
by MalumLibrum958 July 13, 2023
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dump the truck

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band
by deej1138 October 12, 2009
mugGet the dump the truckmug.

Half a Truck

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021
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truck respect

When driving right of way is always deferred to the person driving the biggest truck
Honey that car is coming right for us, yes but we get truck respect
by Georgiavet1 April 17, 2015
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Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.
Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames
by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019
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