The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.
Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)
Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)
by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007
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The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.
by hunty goertz April 13, 2010
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Get the speak norwegian mug.A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the The Norwegian Slammer mug.Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.
- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.
- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.
- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.
-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.
- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.
-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
by Youdontneedtoknownoseriously July 2, 2011
Get the Corsican-Norwegian mug.True Norwegian Black Metal = Immortal, Darkthrone, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Massemord, Sykdom, and I guess Dark Funeral even though they are from Sweden!
by Ihsahn November 16, 2004
Get the true norwegian black metal mug.Black Metal DID NOT originate in Norway! Norway definately re-defined Black Metal and made it into what it is today (and yes, made it better).
Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
True Norwegian Black Metal is very lo-fi and consists of mostly black and white photography to represent it. Very high consistency of satanic literature in the lyrics, and an "over excited rebelous teenager" attitude.
by Malachi VanDessick May 15, 2008
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