nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️

OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol

by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021