Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020
Get the Nonce Securitymug. 
by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020
Get the noncemug. A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.
Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
Get the Nonce Varnishmug. by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020
Get the noncemug. A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
by Wiillou September 28, 2022
Get the noncmug.