nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

prison slang a rapist or child molester; a sexual offender

Your dad is a nonce

by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025