when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
Get the Butter Bootsmug. The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 June 19, 2007
Get the crusty bootmug. More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009
Get the Radio Bootsmug. A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey October 1, 2012
Get the Toblerone Bootsmug. Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
Get the Boots Loosemug. The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023
Get the Boot-Nailingmug. Informally known as a unit of measurement.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019
Get the David Bootmug.