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Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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circuit bending

The modification of electronic toys and synthesizers to make glitches and unique sounds using potentiometers, body contacts and switches
Me: How did Reed Ghazala actually come up with circuit bending?
Robbie: I don’t know, but I heard he used the term in the late 1990s.

Me: Yeah. I would like to try it out sometimes.
Robbie: I know what’s a great thing to circuit bend. A Casio SK-1 or other vintage Casio keyboard.
Me: Or even a Speak and Spell learning toy. It can also do great but strange sounds and glitches.
by bluestinger66 November 7, 2022
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I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*
by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022
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The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
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gummy bend

When youre humping a girl fast and it slips out and you hit her gooch.
Dude i was pumping so fast i slipped out and got a gummy bend.
by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021
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