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Naked car wash

A place where naked women will wash your car for you.
Lets use that naked car wash.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
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Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
by TheFoundingFatherL September 7, 2013
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Naked mile

An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.
John is running the naked mile.
by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009
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balls naked

Really naked. Completely naked. With no clothes on. Not even Jewelry.
"I walked into the kitchen and found Hobe eating chinese peas with no clothes on. He wasn't even wearing a fig leaf! He was Balls Naked."
by JizzleDizzle September 22, 2005
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Ugly Naked Body Syndrome

The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.
Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
John: Naw man, I was just with her the other day, she's got Ugly Naked Body Syndrome.
by john diggity April 1, 2006
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naked snow angel

When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.
by what name isnt taken? February 21, 2010
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