night at the museum

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY

Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

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by bromosexual4life April 9, 2016

Night beaver

A beaver (vagina) that most often appears at night in search of wood (penis).

Carly, we know the night beaver is hungry, but cover that thang up!

by Twatdoumean October 17, 2017

Night thoughts

(Noun)
Like shower thoughts but at night

Person 1: what if oxygen is just an addictive substance and that’s why we die when we don’t get any. We rely on it so much it became a necessity
Person 2: What? It’s night this is not the time to be thinking about this
Person 1: Night thoughts are taking over

by Fox_PineApple April 2, 2020

Burns Night

Burns Night is annually celebrated in Scotland on or around January 25. It commemorates the life of the bard (poet) Robert Burns, who was born on January 25, 1759. The day also celebrates Burns' contribution to Scottish culture. Burns' best known work is "Auld Lang Syne".

Burns Night is celebrated every year on or around January 25.

by Never Sell Out ! 88 September 9, 2016

night stroll

high sobriety weekender

Would you do a night stroll with me. Not the city centre with its uniform architecture, its corporate repetition of household brands, its clichés of welcoming catering, beverage brainkill bliss. Would you show me where people live and sleep. Where they love and lose. laugh and bleed. Where the struggle is not an adidas claim and Just do it means to save your life. Where the voices are low and slow because daylight is rarely seen. Would you do a night stroll with me so i can see real feel real be real for real.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

Night Foxx

He is the master of Flee The Facility

Night Foxx is the best in FTF

by iiAcidicWolf September 15, 2019

JD Night

A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.

Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.

-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."

by Aaron R Bourn March 18, 2007