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cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.
by Toastor January 5, 2021
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carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.
"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"
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granola muncher

someone who enjoys hiking on nature trails and bird watching.

When you go hiking, granola is a staple food item because it can keep for long periods of time in heat and cold weather.
Jenny went hiking in the Rockies for a month, she is such a granola muncher.
by granolamuncher101 September 26, 2009
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Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
by Delagodo January 10, 2012
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muther

like mother but with a u instead of an o
you muther fucker or you muther rapisthead
by shaw barratt September 21, 2006
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oreo muncher

a person who the whole world dependes on. if this person does not eat oreos during art class the entire world will end
"ak where be the oreo muncher today!!"
"i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car"
"oh i see her! there she be demonstrating her terrible parking skills"
"oh thank god we are saved!"
by artsyemily April 17, 2008
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