Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015

mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013

Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.

"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."

by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017

Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

by lilmissmush February 7, 2010

mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

by Dickeater October 25, 2018