Mongo push

A totally ok way of pushing for skateboarding

Wow that girl Mongo pushes, and that’s ok

by Kawaii_kid1011 April 18, 2020

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Mongoloid

Person with the features of one with down's syndrome (retard). Generally very ugly with no neck. Also, very low intelligence and often attend Carleton university. The name comes from the similarities of persons afflicted with down's syndrome and the facial features of indigens of Mongolia.

"Hey mommy, why does that retard look like such an ugly piece of shit?"
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."

by jhawkin3 January 15, 2009

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010

Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011