soccer mom

A mom whom feel that they need to protect their kids from the evils of the world wide web, t.v., and music. Even though there aren't really any. Like only watch movies pg and under, and tv-pg and under. There kid might not get to hear the greatness of heavy metal too.

Person1:I really want this death cd.
Person2:Yeah Death is awesome.
Soccermom:Heavy metal is the devil. You shouldn't be listening to that. Instead go pick up a Hannah Montana cd.
Person1:Shut up. Her singing makes my ears bleed.
Soccermom:HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!!
Person2:Bitch your the one who are trying to tell us what to do.
Soccer mom:Don't say that in front of my kids.
Person1:We don't care.(Gives the bird.)
Soccermom leaves.
Person2:stupid soccer mom.

by vfdc July 29, 2007

Soccer mom

an evil underground network of overprotective 30-40 yearolds who dirve around in s.u.v's or minie vans or volvo's who hate tv, internet and teenagers. this "mafia" of soccer momsknows everything that goes on in your town and gossips about every little thing that other peoples kids do.

soccer moms must die

by milo March 9, 2004

Mom bod

Chick that was hot befor she had a baby and is still banging even after she has had a baby, just her hips are a little wider, but damn do they make them yoga pants look good!

Look at that target mom with that mom bod! Shes rocking them yoga pants!

by Beau Kash October 26, 2017

Ur Mom.

Ur Mom. Is basically... Anything! Ex.
Carter:Hi wanna go play fortnite?
James:No I wanna go play Ur Mom.

Carter Was on a date with His girlfriend. He said, "Hey Your Lookin Hot Today."
She Said,"Hey U look Like Ur mom. Today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(That's It Being Defined In A Sentence)

by TheRrandomKitsune May 2, 2020

Stacy's Mom

Stacy can i come over? after school. we can hang out at the pooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM

by Stacy's moms ex May 1, 2019

you'r mom

the best way to say your mom

you'r mom gay
no u
gottem
aw shit

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

lululemon mom

A MILF that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga. Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives a land rover to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.

Sarah is such a lululemon mom! I always see her going from manicure appointment to pilates to PTA meeting to brunch with the girls!

by lindseyploomer October 9, 2017