moist critical

the father of sneako

did you see sneako's new video

you mean moist critical son

by sneako a cuck March 29, 2023

Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.

Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 04, 2017

Moist Bitch

A person who is being a bitch ass bitch.

Quit being a bitch ass bitch you moist bitch!

by FoondartFreddie January 23, 2019

moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women

Moist cock is good

by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017

moist towel

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina

i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve

by xtreemelicker March 23, 2011

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 18, 2011