If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite.

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

by kakakala September 2, 2020

MIRO

The word MIRO is a kind of poem-ish thingimajig in which every letter means something.
M=Motherfucking
I=Idophile
R=Rapey
O=Oral slut

Unfortunately the word MIRO can also be interpreted as the name MIRO.

"Goddamit that MIRO is here again."

by THEINTERPRETOR March 28, 2018

Hisoka Morow

A character from Hunter x Hunter. He is very weird and uh odd lmao

Justin: Who is that?
Emma: That's Hisoka Morow! He is pretty cool in my opinion.

by 1-800-LUVSKUL March 8, 2021

microwave

microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

by i love maffins October 23, 2019

macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

Jun

He’s an emo microwave Samsung refrigerator

by Ahumanthatexists June 24, 2021

Miroku

*A character on the hit manga/anime series called Inuyasha.
*My idol. Or at least one of my idols.

"*pat pat pat* AAAAH YOU PERVERT!!! *SLAP*"

by Dave January 14, 2004