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Microweiner (microween)

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.
Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).
by Sunny45 June 18, 2018
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Michael Clifford

The most amazing guitarist who does what he wants, and justifies it with the phrase "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." He looks and acts all tough and hardcore punk-rock, but he's about as sweet and adorable as a kitten. That's what he's called sometimes, actually. The kitten.
Michael Clifford? Oh my God, he's so bae.
by Clifford Michael June 17, 2015
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Microsoft Excel

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.
We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
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Michael Stevens

A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes
Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!
by trollface 5333 June 12, 2019
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Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

The battle cry of the single most marvelous human known to man.
Michael: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. B u t w h a t i s h e r e ?"
Audience: "AUAUAUHAHGHGHGHAHHGHHGHGH?!"
by TheAnimatedDrawings July 25, 2017
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Michael afton

The guy from fnaf who turns ourple over time
Neighbor " why he ourple "
Michael afton " I LOVE LEAN "
by Big sussy black guy April 7, 2022
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Michigan

A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.
Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.
by SavagePancakesYeah May 30, 2017
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