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Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.
Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.
by inwegothisway March 14, 2025
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CP Merchant

Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.
Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.

Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao

Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
by LoganLogger March 19, 2025
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CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts
Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
by LoganLogger March 25, 2025
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Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who likes to give it big spud's but when faced with trouble there ass fall's out
Hey Mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working away and your ass fall's out you karzy merchant
by Knees up man March 28, 2025
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Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who come's across really Brave and full of courage but when actually faced with hardship there Balls suddenly play the disappearance act.
Hey mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working with four eyes and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant when it's time to start
by Knees up man March 28, 2025
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Karzy Merchant

A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out
Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant
by Knees up man March 29, 2025
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Image Merchant

A pretentious person who cares about their social image to the point where they would harm others around them and switch up on their friends just to carve out a certain reputation for themselves; an advanced form of social climbing.
Mark deleted all of his really cool social media posts as soon as he started befriending those frat dudes just because he thought they would criticize him for it, what an image merchant! Never expected that from such a chill guy.
by SSJHamood February 21, 2026
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