mental one

Mental One: Mental Orgasim. Also referred to as Mental O' or Mental. This is used when a person or persons is incredibly hot, sexy, and or beyond hottness or sexiness(etc.) that they give you a mental orgasim, via mental O'. Also can be used with mmm yes for more emphasis!

Example 1;
Person 1: oh that guy is soo hot!
Person 2: I know I just got a mental one!

Example 2;
*supa sexy person walks by*
Person 1: mental mental!

Example 3;
Person 1: hot guy two o' clock!
Person 2: mmm yes, mental one!

by Dacy April 13, 2007

Mentally slow

Being unable to realize something that has been explained multiple times, yet they are still confused in the situation

"Wow, Amanda's been a little mentally slow the past couple days"

by Diggybicks October 17, 2018

Mental Diarrhea

Randomly spitting out too much information that's either relevant or irrelevant to the conversation

Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."

Person 2: Mental Diarrhea...

by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011

mental nick

someone who has the tendency to be very, very angry. However they have very angelic features and wear odds clothes such as fleeces and combat trousers in a bid to try and fool people that they are calm.

'whats wrong with that guy, he's crazy..'

'its fine, in this school, hes mental nick'

by pfftnickgay November 22, 2009

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011

craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.

I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.

by PixelJim February 11, 2014