melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Melonite

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him

“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”

by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020

melonk

The biggest and best bob to walk on plant earth. Tho he’s not the biggest female bag getter he’s a truly nice guy more known as a simp

Wow is that the freshman that claims he’s the melonk

by Youngmanm November 16, 2020

Mamono

A really cute bald guy with shiny eyes

Damn look at that guy he lookin like a Mamono

by AggresiveWinter64 January 31, 2021

Melon Lord

I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

by sunnyday March 3, 2021