Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Melons by Indianacat January 25, 2015

Melodymania 

Having a tune stick in one's head and repeat endlessly until it becomes a torture. Similar but lesser maladies include "earworm, stuck-tune syndrome, and repetunitis."

"Melodymania" were coined 30 years ago by a choir member of the Brookside Community Church, Brookside, NJ.

Singing "Happy Birthday" 100 times could cause "melodymania," while singing it only 10 times might cause only earworm, stuck-tune syndrome, orrepetunitis.

Melodymania by ChoirJester January 29, 2010

Melon Swing 

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

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Melon Swing by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

Melon Pumper by melonpumper October 7, 2012

melonnaise 

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

melonnaise by 361 September 24, 2013

Melody Knock 

An independent sassy black c*ck loving women, who's most excited when watching noddy and giving out as much sass as possible. Commonly spotted in the hills of Gloucestershire. Approach cautiously as she may be small but she has one hell of a boob punch.

"That girl is one Melody Knock" , "That is the sassiest women ever, some would call her Melody Knock" , "Tits mgee is one hell of a Melody Knock". And so on ......

Melody Knock by Sassafras Tits Mgee March 3, 2015

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

melon dick by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016