Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

melonious

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance

Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.

by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

Meloneese

A type of language one speaks when they are a mell.

She is talking meloneese and you must be rich to understand what they are saying.

by cut4072 September 28, 2022

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 13, 2010

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010