The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011

The Puppet Mastor

The act of shoving ones fist in the asshole of a midget so far u can work the little fuckers mouth like a puppet.

the puppet mastor destroyed my rectum

by canttouchthis909 June 1, 2016

Sister Fister the mister kisser

Your dad

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

someone who truly doesnt matter

they are a waste of space and meet many people in a life time that never give a second thought about who they truly are. They are the ones who are used and abused because others see it as fun and enjoyment for their own lives because it truly doesnt matter, but if someone would stop to think this is the way these people have always been treated and maybe for once all they want is to be loved or to be spoken of the way they hear of literally everyone atleast, its doesnt matter but they are someone

Lets use them to our advantage what are they going to do they are someone who truly doesnt matter

by janruan August 20, 2022

truly doesnt matter

if it truly doesnt matter why does it hurt, why does it seem as it will never end, it truly matters to me but the eyes cant unseen whats been seen and theres no one left to comfort me

I would of been and done anything to show what i feel but that truly doesnt matter im jan

by janruan August 20, 2022

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023