twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

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marinated ice

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid

Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”

by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019

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The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.

Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker

by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016

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