Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

The Kaizo maneuver

When a person has sex during NNN but is unable to cum/climax leading them to still be in the NNN challenge. This maneuver is usually extremely difficult to pull off because of the nature of sexual intercourse, but only a few who are extremely experienced on their own limits can achieve & pull it off successfully.

“James pulled out The Kaizo maneuver while having sex with his girlfriend Jennifer durning NNN. While it led Jennifer to climax, James did not have the same response. Meaning that he is technically still practicing in NNN”

by Startupedition November 1, 2025

The 1-2-Steppa maneuver

Getting out of a place you dislike (or not) real fast and without no one knowing (see Irish Goodbye)

John: Hey, where's Doug?
Frank: I don't know, he must've hit The 1-2-Steppa maneuver ...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 4, 2025

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

The Michigan Maneuver

Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.

Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"

by whackawilly March 16, 2025

A Liam Maneuver

the act of disappearing from locations without warning or the act of not showing up

"dang my bro was doing A Liam Maneuver on the test day"

by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024

The Jackhammer maneuver

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.

I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

by Messynutz May 17, 2025