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Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.
Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
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The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.
"That boy luke is a real cheeser"
by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018
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A good runner who Goes to St Augustines College and is in 7.3. He's 'Special'.
Thers 'Luke'
by DM @ Saints September 18, 2018
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A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.
Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.
by Carlos024 October 2, 2018
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He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.
Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke
by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018
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Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.
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A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.
“Luke is a right tail jockey
by Beaneyman May 18, 2018
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