logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.

Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005

Finn logic

Something that in itself nearly makes sense, but is somehow explained or applied in an idiotic way.

"He meant well, but he didn't get what was stupid about his idea." "Sounds like Finn logic."

by Thespicetrader October 25, 2011

Chia Logic

Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.

Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic

by LifeLogic December 12, 2013

Cartoon logic

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish

“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.

by spicy mayo August 23, 2020

logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.

A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"

by Lozz! September 27, 2009

Vol Logic

The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.

Vol makes sense. If you use Vol logic. Yup yup.

by Volscian1 July 19, 2018

Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 5, 2021