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Lazy Dill

Refers to the act of male masturbates clean up, instead of opting for the tradition 'jizz rag' a man may simply choose to rub his man sauce into your stomach and falls asleep. The next morning the solidified semen is simply peeled off and dispose of.
Kyle did the Lazy Dill last night while his roommate slept, Kyle is a triflin.
by Dill Nut October 3, 2008
mugGet the Lazy Dillmug.

Lazy Way

Javier Solis IS the lazy way.
by dragonbreath69 August 27, 2020
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Lazy Susie

When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table
Janet’s beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!
by Thickshitdrippingniggers March 23, 2019
mugGet the Lazy Susiemug.

lazy anna

when, during sexual activity, a partner (usually male) finds themselves in need of urinating and is too lazy to get up and go pee. so they simply have their partner open their mouth and they proceed to empty their bladder in it.
yo, bitch! open wide! ima pull a lazy anna!
by anal anthony August 4, 2007
mugGet the lazy annamug.

lazy fair

You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.
by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010
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lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well
by JOBYYY October 23, 2010
mugGet the lazy poonmug.

Lazy Gamer

A video gamer who has become too lazy to get off his bed, couch, etc. to go play his video game console. A lazy gamer enjoys gaming, and may want to play video games, but finds it easier to watch online videos or browse social media. He may even use the excuse that he has homework, fully knowing he wont actually complete any. The gamer may subconsciously think that its too much effort to open the case, put in the disk, and or move his fingers to make the picture on the screen move.
I planned on playing my Xbox this weekend, but I was a lazy gamer and browsed the internet on my bed instead.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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